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In the past 2 weeks, I’ve played Tie Fighter and Dune 2. Glad I had over the minimum 640 KB of RAM for Dune - it’s pricey these days but worth it for a smoother experience!

She’s either in a laboratory or under a waterfall

To save anyone else the searching: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/sergiarts/self-aware/canvas/

Björk Björk

“WHAT?” *pauses midway through microwaving a banana

I did this for a while when I had an injury and couldn’t walk easily, but the produce selection was always trash. Plus shopping (and maybe delivery) fees were very expensive. How do you get not-crappy produce if you do this?

IIRC, the Jetsons came back to the past to sue everyone for ignoring climate change? I just remember them having to walk rather than use a moving walkway and taking a whole day to reach Harvey’s desk. Man, what an awesome show!

“Sharing is caring!”

Fox News: That’s communism!

The last panel looked off, so I think it is edited from the original comic: https://jakelikesonions.com/post/184087753999/drug-sniffing-cats

Prison pocket of holding

I suddenly want to go out and buy Jersey Mike’s…

They’re minerals, Marie!

I use DDG, which works for about 90% of my searches, but when it doesn’t work, I go back to Google, often in a private window. I do agree that Google is still just, I dunno, better?

A møøse ate all of my pøtatoes