The system is down.

That’ll do, Appa

No, thank you. I just finished using the toilet.

Okay but… doesn’t that still kinda support their point?

My brother, my fellow American, my friend, rugby is the more intense athletic endeavor.

You have definitely zeroed in on the point that makes football more intense, the big impacts.

Despite rugby having 2-3x higher injury rates, football dwarfs it in fatality rates by like 6x.

However, when you account for the deaths from heat stroke and heart attack caused by overworking a bunch of hypertensive fat dudes (“indirect causes”), they’re about equal.

Football just isn’t as athletically demanding and doesn’t inflict as much constant punishment. It’s entirely about that one big BOOM

The power of voodoo

“Why don’t you come back to my place and sample the seventh leche?”

Brother, may I ponder the orb now?

You were head-butting children off the ship!

That, uh… that must’ve been horrifying to watch!

Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!

Well thank God that the children weren’t on board to see it.

PENGUINS

People keep asking if I’m back, and I haven’t really had an answer. But now, yeah, I’m thinking po-tay-toes!