Jolteon

Relevant XKCD

I still think the best ones are the ones that aim for one side of the scale, but end up on the other while still being good movies.

They’re also much less likely to delete your games.

To be fair, the requirement to provide health insurance and other benefits for full-time workers is definitely one of the leading causes of the reduction in full-time jobs. If lawmakers were really putting the peoples’ interests first, they would have just said that for a part-time job the employer would have to provide benefits based on the fraction of 40 hours the employee worked (e.g. 20 hours is half-benefits).