“Welcome to Walmart 17…thousand. You have chosen, or been chosen, to shop at one of our finest remaining retail plazas.”

“Was that a car backfire, or a gumshot?”

That’s almost worth comparing, if the resources and human effort needed to maintain a golf course, plus any other positive or negative environmental impacts, are favorable to the effects of a parking lot or whatever. But I imagine that, either way, a proper public park would be way better.

Pants are OP