Phantaloons

All good, I know I basically walked right up to Rome and made fun of Caesar.

The negative reaction has been expectedly less than I prepared for, all things considered.

One less taken parking spot at Longhorn.

The venn digram between furry culture and trans culture often times looks like an askew lid on a jar.

I’d also like to point out that just because I’ve pointed this out, and made fun of/with it, that I don’t mind, personally.

but tbh, the blank “What do you mean Hank Hill wouldn’t talk about dragon dildos with the boys?” thought was hilarious for a minute

Sorry my sexdrive isn’t my personality?

I’m antipedo, so we’re good.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I am NOT a-

We’re not only animals, we’re not even the smartest ones.

Our biggest mistake is thinking the rules of nature apply to all but us. Hubris killed the human.

This round, anyway.

Come to think of it, my cock ring hasn’t come up too many times at the weekly D&D with the boys. I’ll wait on the right storyline.

phone rings

Normal person: “Who?”

Me: “Why?”

…exactly?

You wouldn’t want to mess up your best at a Wendy’s.

As a cis person ITT:

“OH… Ohh! OH!”

takes notes

Why aren’t ours?

American: They used to hurl infants off cliffs back in the old days, and as far as I’m aware, fascism hasn’t changed much.

Anywhere else: Welfare

Yeah, we’re all crying, no one’s laughing.

If an American version existed:

“Nabisco Bite-sized Wellingtons!”

basically combos flavored like steak

Hm, Carrot-top is named after his hair being orange yet the top of a carrot is green, curious.