I was with a girl and all she had were “snug fit” condoms. I tried. She tried. Not a chance in hell that was going on.

Oh, I borrowed it. I smeared a message on the mirror with it that you’d see after you got out of the shower and realized it was gone. I’ll have it back to you tomorrow. I’m doing some testing.

I was driving up a mountain in my jeep and passed another SUV. They were driving real slow after we passed each other. I stopped, reversed, and asked “you guys smoke weed”. We then took bong rips on the side of the trail for like a hour.

I’m all of these in one location