A lake of lager! A mere of mead! A pond of pop! Enough beer to put a boat on!

Look what you made me do!!

Finally! A new angle!

The newest numbers are yuge, the best numbers everyone says so, it’s incredible, it’s all because of me, because I’m incredible, and if it’s not then it’s Bidens fault, but I’m amazing and Biden isn’t, thank you for paying attention to me

Curse of agony and corruption spells were the thing before they got nerfed

Neither did WOW ones, every time I’d complete an impossible task and get my reward they’d nerf it and start giving it away the next week

AHHH! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! I’M TOO LOW LEVEL TO DIE!! sorry ptsd kicked in there

Birds aren’t real

Drop the water and put your hands on your head! DROP IT!

I never stopped

This article about a person who bought an urn online is hilarious. Amazon thinks I’m a serial killer now (cracked dot com)

Fun story: I once (seriously) tried to start a 3d printing company called bad dragon. After getting cards and launching the etsy store i discovered that name was taken. Always Google first.

Why not both?

I’m pretending to read pretend comments about a pretend book about a pretend situation!

Don’t kill the king!

Nothing is impossible if you’re dedicated!

Hey! Get your own cow!

Taking role play to another level

That’s why it’s a pyramid