If her bra don’t creak like an old ship when she moves, I ain’t interested

That has nothing to do with the topic of whatever “semen retention” is. Also nice puritanical values you’ve got there, very 1640 of you 👉👉

If it’s real it should be very easy to produce peer-reviewed results showing that conclusion.

Unless such evidence is presented, believing “semen retention” is anything is about as founded as believing in crystals or astrology.

No that’s a different holiday

https://youtu.be/w1GD_T-3oLU

Ngl I thought dodging the obvious punchline was the punchline

R/faketexts

Ween is a solid band

Onions are gross. Shallots however, are divine

I’m cumming like you wrecked my balls

• Me, during a very serious CBT session