Yeah, and then there’s the follow-up thought that goes, oh yeah, I guess I’m actually privileged to be in this group of people.

How long are we going to allow our venerable institutions to be run by old white guys?

There’s also the knockoff brand, which is bottled “Me flavored water” from disenchantment.

I still say that that was his swan song and we should just let him have it. I’m willing to bet that within six weeks of the end of the movie he was dead.

What if it’s a titty fight, but nobody wants to say the word titty?

I had “chili” in Virginia once, and it was literally beans and tomatoes in water and salt.

I’m not gonna tell you what date this happened because I don’t want the murders traced back to me.

Oh my god, you can’t call them white men anymore. You have to refer to them by their politically correct name, which is “Panera Bread Americans”

Then that’s on the company for hiring somebody worse.

TWO digits? Well, well, well, well, Mr. Moneybags.

Idk, could be on a gig labor plan

Just Rick Moranis it. They can’t force you to work.

At the same time though, you can save a lot of money if you do everything in house. Especially if you have inexpensive labor.

Yeah, they’re just really bad at it.

What it’s supposed to be is a playful push fight with a friend, and instead they’re throwing haymakers.

I guess it’s true what they say, a broken doc is still right twice a day.

This gives me an idea for the best prank to play on one of my bros.

I heard that each one has a different file for a specific famous person that you hate. So you will need to catch them all to get the full deets

You may be 100% correct, but I’m not going to be the guy going, “Erm, actually…” after seeing that at 3 o’clock in the morning.

“No Son of Mine” by Genesis is pretty good for this. I caught it randomly on a radio station and I was delighted.

It’s my cum. I can do with it that whatever I want to do.

Honestly, I’d be grateful. Six year long relationship and it’s with my best bud?

Obviously, if it had gotten that far, there had to have been some attraction there at some point, so fuck it, we ball, right?