As a man with 2 young kids, yes. Yes you do. It’s an obligation for you to enjoy the free time as much as you can. I rely on my childless friends to fill me in on what’s happening in the cultured world, because for me my life is nothing but Bluey, Paw Patrol, and Cocomelon.

The disinterested cynical introverted friend of the fun obviously interested, hot person you’re trying to get involved with.

That bedtime snack will be delicious, but you have to deal with the crumbs after.