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Damn do I love lemmie

Oil go splooosh into bucket. No more oil splooshing? Screwy thing goes back on. Yell all set bay 2!

I sometimes put on yesterday’s dry pair of socks when I go to bed to keep my feet warm. I usually take them off before falling asleep. What am I?

Reminds me of my drug dealer back in the early 2000s. He wanted to get some Adderall but I was in a movie theater. Checked my phone to over 200 missed calls.

His house isn’t the problem… Expand your horizons

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This is a bit past the topic at hand but people who are part of an HOA should be hanged. Change my mind.

Bow-chicka-wow-wow

I stopped taking drugs and let me tell you, this world is still awful

It’s the lead. They inhaled too much leaded gasoline fumes and lived during the golden era when a job at the hardware store was enough to afford a 2,500sq/ft house and 4 kids.

No, I think he’s saying if you know I’m the enemy, I should die.

YTA, set her free. She deserves to explore herself and rack up a body count in the triple digits before being owned by a man

Got my shit together just in time to watch the world go to shit. Life’s great paradox.

What are the white spots?

The answer is Russian bias

Boomers man, the lead that made them retarded kills the cancers they created

So glad I gave this shit up 17 years ago and have dozens of other problems that only alcohol can solve

Don’t be afraid, add to the chaos and confuse the lemmings