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There was a mafia Don interview I saw and they asked him the #1 rule of being a mafioso. He said “never wear shorts, no one will take you seriously”😂I think about that every time I wear shorts

“Your mom” jokes are old, tired, and been done a million times……….just like you’re mom!!!

I’m still working on my die/ der/ das ‘s

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Where I live, restaurants have an “alpha gal” menu (eastern MA)

elastic anus

Band name!!

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Nowhere is safe from kitty!!