*looks up from bowl of junk food* there’s at least 4 :(

hyperpop: the world is working exactly as intended and you should be as many levels of angry as there are genre influences in this track

[cue nightcore]

kicked out of a church for ripping too much ass is an achievement that might actually get me through the doors of a church to try, ha!

and try to fart louder than you like a good host

there is a non-zero chance we’re blood related lmao

i struggle with lactose and oligosaccharides
yes, i can take an enzyme pill for both
no, it’s not a perfect solution (not in my case at least)

at this point I’m just straight up with people and say “I will burp and fart if I eat this, so it’s your culinary pride or your nose, choose wisely”

me being gassier than the sun is practically a holiday tradition when i visit family. nothing has more milk and onions than Pennsylvania white people cooking lol

I like onions and peppers. They do not like me (understandable 🫩) and exact their fiery indigestive revenge every time I dare eat more of their ranks