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Fuck, that’s nasty.

Which flavor? Napalm Mint™? Yellow Horse Breath? Amethyst Apocalypse?

edit: Now I’ve got a 3pc band in my head of straightedge Mr. Cleans w/ scrubby-bubble brushstaches in Ned Flanders fit, called The Listerines.

Oddly enough, I put that BS down far before the halfway point back in the day, and never picked it up again.

Thankfully, the only knowledge I have of this King-style WTF Deluxe?

Vicariously. Phew. 😬

The latter comes with a stripey hat and a steam whistle.

One might say, they couldn’t be arsed.

Ah, that’s good clarification. Have fun! You’ll get there!

Better make sure it’s waterproof. 😅

So, ragamuffin wishing to shagamuffin?

So, ragamuffins’re just sluts you don’t wanna fuck? What a curious metric.