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JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago

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JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago
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  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    chopsticks. you need chopsticks

    • EldenLord@lemmy.world
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      And coronary occlusion emergency surgery. Sooner or later.

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      Why not fork?

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        too much work to maintain a git

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        A spoon seems the right choice considering how much sauce they want

    • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      they really are the greatest utensil. I’d always wanted to scoop noodles directly into my mouth with my hands, but it was so unhygenic and I’d frequently get burned!

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        Click at your own risk but i have another solution for your unique problem.

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          One of the many reasons research into the health effects of microplastic polution is so slow is because latex/vinyl gloves are themselves a source of microplastic contamination.

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      Really, these are great for most things and a dirt-cheap hygiene option too. Use them for potato chips, cheetos, cheeze-its… everything where you’re tempted to lick salt/powder/sugar off of your fingers. Did we really learn nothing from the pandemic?

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        I just wash my hands before I eat things, but I guess everybody is different, good for you for coming up with a creative solution.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        No and I refuse to learn anything from it I’m in statesia I have been very clear.

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        Fyi some cultures in nhe middle east use their hands to eat all their food. They just make sure to wash up first.

        IIRC a friend of mines first impression of a fork and knife was “such a waste of good metal”.

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