• LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
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      14 hours ago

      “Having to clean the fork would be pretty far down the list of reasons why I don’t want to stab myself with a fork”

      “Oh, you enjoy doing the dishes?”

    • quarkquasar@lemmy.world
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      9 hours ago

      Naw.

      But even if I did, it wouldn’t move the needle much, because cost would be toward the bottom of my list of reasons not to have kids.