• Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Why would I give you more RAM to do all the things you want with it?

    I’ll keep it for my data center, so that I can feed it to my AI, so that you can do all the things that I want you to do with it!

    • OwlPaste@lemmy.world
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      7 hours ago

      I’ll keep it for my data center, so that I can feed it to my AI, so that you can do attempt and utterly fail to do all the things that I want you to do with it!

      Fixed it for you

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      11 hours ago

      Thank you Mr. Tech CEO! Very nice! Here’s my $1000 to buy a shitty device riddled with adware and spyware (plus subscription). Feel free to give some of this sum to a maniac politician!

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      9 hours ago

      And we’ll make you hook up to the central computer when you want to do something. You don’t even need 8GB for that!