I get this reference, fellow old person.

ITT: a bunch of UFAs

Mind the gap.

There is no trigger block bar on a 1911. They are not drop safe.

And what is your criteria for “safe”?

Beans?

looks like

Is. The word is is.

Nu uh!

/s

That appears to be a fake mp5 - likely a plastic BB shooter.

Agree. If you throw anything into a chicken yard - and I mean anything - they will try to eat it.

… so I needed to go 5 days without pooping…

I had hoped he was the current version of Ken M.

Turns out he’s just another “alpha” MAGAss.