For some people, their burger is the closest thing they’ll get to an emotional support animal.

Most of these are bought as going-away gifts for coworkers

Do you have to be a rodent furry to get this?

Or you just revealed the porcine equivalent of Lovecraftian cosmic horror to it.

This doesn’t necessarily hold in the fediverse

It’s tempting to wish that the Iranians succeeded in assassinating him, though we know that if they did, he’d be instantly beatified into a global centrist Charlie Kirk: a statesman of peace and liberalism ruthlessly murdered by evil terrorist fanatics. There’d be statues of him alongside Mandela and Gandhi, Berlin would rename one of its central squares to Netanjahuplatz, and the next year’s Oscars would be swept by the biopic Bibi. The gaslighting would be incessant.

Apparently they were popular in the Middle Ages

Slightly disappointing none of them has feet instead of hands or some similar artefact.

The difference been erotic and kinky is that kinky is using the whole chicken

OK, by now we get that you’re rampantly horny, but besides that, what’s your damage? Just the standard ADHD/autism, or borderline/dissociative or something extra spicy?

goblincore

You know, if the husband does a good job clearing up the garage or whatever household man’s-job needs doing, he just might get some oofty-magoofty tonight.

There are apparently T-shirts which read “don’t shoot, I’m Canadian” in a number of languages (Arabic, Russian and Spanish, I think)

Safety ads in the 70s went hard. Nobody worried that kids might be traumatised, and some probably were

If you ever see a dog performing tricks, you know he was a very gay dude in his previous life

Don’t love sex too much though or you might become a poor dog or cockroach in your next life.

Werner Herzog would agree.

As always, the alpha got mogged by a figglebottom

That’s not how you draw a Hitler moustache

Americans on hearing a British accent: “wow, they must be so much more intelligent and cultured than us!”

Britons: “I’d be fine with migrants if they came here to work instead of just stealing all the jobs. Also, I wonder how many Creme Eggs I can fit up my bum”