Do the dishes, instant panty dropper.

I’m on the list! I have so many people to thank, first trump, then god, then RFK jr’s brain worm.

Lady bug Lindsay died the way he lived - like a closeted piece of shit.

Well I’ll tell you one thing, he’s not the mama that’s for sure.

Fake: anon got laid

Gay: anon went to a gym

Potat is lie, sush is lyfe

I’ve already preordered

Wayne the main brain mclain. Oh God Yes!!!

The curse of needing a glorious IDE ribbon be upon you. A pox on your case.

Where might someone buy one of these cocaine pineapples? Asking for my mom.

If I was rich all I would do is drive around my city and crash into these fucking assholes. Notice a lot of these cunts have red plates, which in my state means rental - usually daily Uber rentals driving like the consummate professionals you’d expect.

My parents bought a Chrysler/ Stellantis product to tow their camper after I told them to buy literally anything else. Unsurprisingly it’s a heap of shit.

The engine has a plastic oil cooler - sits in the engine valley, it cracked and leaked oil everywhere at 40k miles. Their plastic intake manifold leaks and sometimes when you start the shitbox there is a strong odor of gasoline 60k. The plastic valve covers leak 70k. Needed an entire front accessory/pulley assembly because the water pump was leaking - made of…plastic 80k. Shocks and struts are shot and causing tread cupping on the tires - 90k. In addition to this, when i drive it around I notice a few things - it’s loud as shit. The engine sounds like it has shit timing or a flat cam or something. Exterior noise is terrible you hear everything. It shifts like an automatic from the 80s and it has 27 gears so it shifts constantly. I’m so sad for them but Dad got a great “deal” on it, I wonder why.

Why are his eyes so close together?

Teeth

Fuck off randers

Who me?

Something is fucky. Too much BS in videos released - so uncertain. Imo likely alive but we may be seeing protection protocols since they’re in a hot war with Iran instead of a 1 sided genocide. For all the US / Israel propaganda it’s clear now Iran was a much more capable adversary. The pissrael genocide forces may be trying to keep him safe and obscure his location.

How do you give Lemmy gold?