Life lessons. Lol. My entire plot of sabotage can be undone by simply pulling out the cmos battery. But the path it would take to get them to that point is loads of knowledge.

IKR? It’s way more fun to boot to the bios\uefi, adjust their ram and CPU clock speeds way down, then lock the changes behind a security password and just see how long it takes your kid to figure out what the hell is going on with their PC and how they can fix it.

Our generation is the most PC literate generation there is. This comic needed to come out like 25 years ago to be accurate.

In the past this was spot on. By today’s timeframe, your 40 or so year old parents know how to use a desktop PC better than most teens. Late gen X and millennials are the PC savvy ones. Gen Z and A don’t deal as well with using an actual PC.

My fresh beans, burr grinder, espresso machine, scale, and milk frother have proven the facts of science!

It’s also in a very terrible spot for that purpose. It would be very awkward to reach the controls from that angle and where the toilet is at.

You know what? I like it, and I’ma start doing it.

I remember having those! … You normally wear them with shoes on.

Santa’s magical and in a mood. He actually cursing people. Turn em into a fucking newt, or cause your descendants to all be short.

Something wrong?

Same for 4 tablespoons of salt in a quart of water. This will make you piss out of your asshole your body wants to get rid of it so fast. 30 mins of stomach gurgles, ten minutes of the most liquid to ever come out of your asshole since last you tried to boof a 6 pack, and then you’re good to go.