ZLOPP!

🍆🦠 Looks p fukn real 2 me

Ah yes the straddle-ship strat

R crumb could have had the most amazing or the most mundane life and I’m prepared to believe either of those

“Tap” your phone… tap root… maybe this will wake some of you up

I learned long ago to just say stuff on the internet, but no, not for money or political intrigue but simply love of the pixel

Clearly this man is a deep thinking guy, perhaps one of the eminent scholars who is an expert to boot. Thank you, fellow traveller!

This is absolutely amazing both in content and as an illustration of how Garfield touches us all

Wish I was B^U -lorblind

Hella fat dudes 🙇‍♀️

Running over a Gypsy and not saying sorry abt it so her dying curse is simply the word “thinner” 💊

There’s a generation gap here in “how they are cooked”. Olds tend to think u mean the potatoes & youths tend to think u mean the people. (I just made that up btw but it feels true)

Uh, just do the finger gun trick on my buddy Joey’s dog, dipshit

Contrast this with the Heathcliff comics, which show that rascal making a garbage smorgasbord by rolling the can like a lumberjack on a floating log, whereas in Garfield the transgression of the cat is left to the imagination of the reader. The effect Jim Davis creates is therefore a more sophisticated one, as in certain horror films where less of the monster is shown — sometimes not at all! The monster in the viewers imagination is far more frightening than any rubber suit the film maker could concoct. Indeed many scholars have attributed principles such as this to the enduring legacy of Garf

Mozart, entering the house: nahh… no way. No way! There’s no way… haha no fucking way man

This is the future the left wants

When you think about it all trees are cell towers

Many clowns would fit in this car and also many clowns would fit in this car

Yeah? Well emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness and cleanliness is godliness, and God is empty just like me you dumb idiot

Homie it’s so freeing to know that tho you don’t even know

Yeah well is the baby fuckin wrong? Is the baby fuckin wrong, Jan?