You’re a dude. It’s a hole.

Put your dick in it.

Then you play one of the games where you lose whatever ammo is left in the mag when you reload and the rage flows.

Same.

But Mervyn’s for me.

I like it when you ask for proof and they open their arms and gesture broadly at everything.

To be fair, I wish I was a simpleton. I think life is more fun that way.