Except he’d be 130 years old at the very least.

As far as I know, they don’t - I have tried reading OP’s comment about 5 times and I have no idea what they’re talking about.

Big LEGO for toddlers

\m/

True.

Ads are one of the biggest vectors for malware. Even if the main reason you’re blocking them is just because they’re annoying, it’s one of the best things you can do for online safety. Also, the reason tech companies are collecting every single piece of data they can about you is to serve you more targeted ads - if every ad was blocked, data brokers would have no reason to exist.

If you’re running an OPNSense or PFSense router, put Adguard on it. If you’ve got a Raspberry Pi lying around, install Pihole on it. Stop using Chrome and install UBlock Origin on your new browser. Do your small part to make the internet a safer place, and get shown less advertising to boot.

“I’m sorry, is this a 5-minute argument or the full half-hour?”

This isn’t really relevant to the meme, but I thought I’d say this for those who need to hear it.

The middle class is made up. You either work for a living or own things for a living.

I’m so tired of manually giving all these women orgasms, I’m going to invent a machine to do it for me.

Might as well die doing what you love.