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Cake day: October 29th, 2023

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  • Digit@lemmy.wtftoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldgenius
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    5 days ago

    Please tell me they’re not done, and they’re going to make a ceramic moulding of it, to pour a very strong alloy into… And have the competence in chemistry, metallurgy, metalwork and engineering to know they have the precision and strength to make it work.











  • Digit@lemmy.wtftoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldGive me some good ones
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    5 days ago

    I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realise you’ve been roasted until 3 thoughts later.

    Your precocious insipd query’s so strongly influential it triggers my ilithiophobia and a solicitude for philanthropic mischance and exponential precarity of inviolability, and thus my small voice has me incapable of answering.

    … May take longer than 3 months [Edit, oh, dyslexic misread, it’s “thoughts”, not “months”. I aimed too high.]. May never realise.



  • Digit@lemmy.wtftoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldThis was great
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    16 days ago

    2 sperm were swimming along, and one says to the other “How far to the egg yet? We’ve been swimming for ages!”. The other replies “The egg!? Oh. It’s not for miles yet. We’ve only just passed the tonsils.”

    As per that great old joke, maybe it was just some sperm managed to go a long way.


  • Digit@lemmy.wtftoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldThis was great
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    16 days ago

    n_n reusing a reply I made elsewhere a couple weeks ago:

    It’s weirder than that…

    If I recall correctly, I heard … Joseph was something like 80, and Mary was something like 12.

    That does not get said a lot.

    Is fun to dig into the apocryphal sources on that to check for plausibility.



  • Digit@lemmy.wtftoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldWhat Are You
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    17 days ago

    Did I link the wrong hoe math bit about the table concept?.. If so, other hoe math videos/books can explain it better than I can. …But I’ll still try: The table’s what each partner brings what they have, to, to the relationship ~ which contrasts to how some people (supposedly, according to hoe math, mostly women), think they are the table. Yeah, better to have the hoe math guy explain it. With pictures.