Ben Franklin owned seven slaves early in his life, but later got rid of them, became an outspoken critic of slavery, and worked toward its abolition.

Also, slavery or not, the point still stands. They wouldn’t recognize America today and would be horrified.

That’s half of it. The other half is realizing that some of those “shining moments” were actually worthless

Ill tell you what he’s NOT going to: anything to improve anyone’s life but his own.

Whatever you do, don’t point out that all Steam games have DRM and licenses too and Valve can pull a Sony any time it wants.

Hey, just what you see pal

The lion doesn’t have a mortgage

10/10: Fucking incredible shitpost. Would repost.

It’s the kinda off-white and sticky can

This guy knows how to morning ☝️

I suggest we force politicians and their children to enlist. If you want war so bad, lead the charge.

Scooby Doo taught us the real monsters are the people we think we know.

Same. All US American corporate food chains are slop factories at an industrial scale. They’re all supplied by Sysco, the same company that supplies USA’s prisons.

Well, it’s low effort, and it’s OC. I vote yes, this is a shitpost.

I agree. I didn’t really have AI in mind when I made this (though I’m very strongly against AI).

I made this because I think McDonald’s food is “slop” in the sense that they just mass produce it and shove it out there without caring about how good it is.

Gotta make sure you get enough fiber and water. Try some metamucil to get things moving short-term, more fruit to help you out long term.

You can also try researching pelvic floor stretches and diaphragmatic breathing exercises, which should help relax your muscles.

Finally, if you feel like it’s right there on the cusp, but you can’t seem to get it over the edge, try blowing your nose. That should contract your core muscles and give you that extra little push.

That’s a good idea. Brb

If you’re asking whether the image is AI generated, the answer is no. I made this myself using Paint in about 15 minutes.

Nunt

The horse rectum and anus are a marvel of engineering. Together, they’re capable of expelling waste, segmenting waste, and cleaning themselves, with one contraction performed by a single muscle.

As the sphincter contracts, it pushes out the waste, while also tightening to divide the waste into precisely segmented portions. If you weigh the individual pieces of waste, they weigh the same, within only a half ounce or so of each other.

After the waste is expelled, before the sphincter relaxes, it squeezes the rectum in the direction of the anus, effectively cleaning the rectum of any remaining waste.

This design has been replicated mechanically and applied to countless manufacring processes. Just about any time some amount of fluid needs to be precisely portioned out on an assembly line, it uses a device that was designed to be basically a mechanical version of a horse’s asshole because it does such a good job of dispensing consistent quantities while minimizing waste, requiring very little maintenance and upkeep, and being very simple to build.

Ew, gross. My condolences. Glad it was your first place and not your current place.