AI Assistant: I am sorry, but your headphone volume cannot be turned up past this point unless you get a note from your audiologist. Would you like for me to put on some soothing AI interpretive jazz?
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Cake day: July 1st, 2023
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A pizza can’t help itself if that is the way it wants to be cut up. You city pizza boys just don’t get country pizza.
What!? Everyone knows you are supposed to use an X-acto Knife.
Doomsider@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•GF dumps you. You are taking a peaceful walk through the woods to clear your head. THEN you are confronted by THIS
1·25 days agoThe sexy bear your girlfriend dumped you for.
Doomsider@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I cannot imagine what lawsuit led to this
1·26 days agoChoking hazard, next.
What they did is literally listed as an example of a unlawful order. So either they are incompetent or they are monsters. Either way you slice it they are murderers. Sad state of affairs.

And Blombo’s got the biggest trunk…