Jokes aside, selling shit is America’s bag. That is all America wants, is to sell stuff to everybody. And to buy people’s stuff cheaply. Sell and buy. It’s all America does, whether it’s goods, services, peoples lives. And whether people want to buy or sell those things, America demands it.

So quatro leches is just a fourth diary product. I’m thinking Oaxaca cheese.

That was the Seamus Finnegan spinoff series I think.

I never remember my dreams. Don’t have a great memory in general.

My wife can tell me details about her dreams that I can’t tell her about my yesterday, it’s insane.

World Inferno/Friendship Society. They got it all.

Being able to chew your food is for the poors.

French for me. Although I remember learning “pan d’or” was more like a French toast, but I dunno. So when I saw pandoro for the first time this Monday I’m ShopRite, it clicked for me the same way it did for you.

That being said, I’m from Jersey and was raised in traditional Italian American fashion, and neither pannetone nor pandoro were ever part of our family’s traditions. My grandma focused more on mountains of dinner; dessert was just an afterthought.

Right. We’re all just old kids.

I love hearing other parents have asshole kids, because it reminds me that I’m not alone.

I know you were being sarcastic.