Well not literally. The Vikings were in Canada. But close enough.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'Anse_aux_Meadows#Norse_activity

Particles of cum.

Cells are made from cum. Which is made of cells.

I would suggest that “sexy” is in the eye of the beholder. Plenty of people think overweight and even obese people are sexy.

You should exercise for your health, not because you think it will make you sexier.

Thanks so much, I’m sorry you’re dealing with something similar. The only Ensure I drink is vanilla because you only have two options when you buy in bulk at Sam’s club is vanilla and chocolate and I don’t consume chocolate. There’s a John Oliver episode about the reason why on YouTube you can watch if you also never want to have chocolate again. I’ve told my chocolate-loving wife that she probably should remain ignorant of why herself. (It’s nothing that would make the chocolate itself physically disgusting, it’s an ethical issue.)

But that’s way too political for this post.

I dry heave pretty much every morning as if it were morning sickness. (More here if you’re curious, but please respect my wishes in that thread.)

If “please let this end quickly” is zen, I don’t like zen.

There are lots of American cities with large open-air commercial areas which are car-free.

For example, the Santa Monica Third Street Promenade.

Which has a farmer’s market.

I made a video related to this subject some time ago…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st3ecBC32T0

Please treat it with the seriousness for which it is intended. We lose thousands of Spider-Men a year to drug addiction.

I choose to drink and choose to be no fun.