I literally cannot understand why every urinal has a permanent piss puddle under it. It’s like once the 1st bastard misses all subsequent pissers are forced to not step in piss and stay further and further away, only leading to more piss. It’s a feed back piss cycle.

I’ve never actually seen goatsee so I’ll take your word for it.

You heard the meme.

For sure, totally weird hand positioning for making a ring.

1st time I dropped acid we ended up in a McDonald’s at one point. Worst time ever. The fountain drink machine kicked on and scared the shit outta me.