not trying to diminish the message, but you can’t hold a pope of “today” responsible for what happened for centuries before.

tar -xcvf file.tar.gz /dev/random

edit: I don’t get the downvotes. Jackie Chan is Chinese. in this picture he is confused. wtf is wrong with it?

I mean…it is.

technically all LEDs are “regular diodes”.

wouldn’t it be D1?

had sinusitis one year. really bad.

after a full course of antibiotics I blew my nose and the plug popped. it was so satisfying to not have that lodged in my sinus cavity. but then…suddenly… a hot rush ran out of my brain. thankfully I still had a tissue in my hand. a bright highlighter yellow liquid began rushing out of my nose. it was unstoppable.

at least half a cup of this foul liquid poured from my face. the whole time the euphoric sensations I was experiencing was honestly better than sex. the relief, the lack of pressure, everything was amazing. the most peculiar sensation was my vision was like I was being stretched out in a black hole. my arms and legs were barely controllable. my balance was steady only because of the wall I was leaned against.

I’m not calling to get you to answer.

I’m calling to find you. every ring, gets me that much closer to finding your location.

ring ring…

mmmm…I do love me some gock.

as tempting as that is, I prefer my gock washed and communist free.

thanks for offering though.

ma’am, this is a shitpost. I think you might be confusing me with someone who gives a shit about your opinions and sensibilities.

objectively by her mother?

ugly people don’t get trafficked. they get held for ransom.

still using cs5.5

cs3 is still good too.

🏴‍☠️

thank you!

I almost started jorkin it on the train again. the other guys on the train have started moving away from me when I get on since we’ve been jorkin our penits so much lately because of all the, well you know, pornography on Lemmy recently.

My penits can’t take much more before god makes it fall off.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

is she ugly?

edit: don’t blame me. y’all were thinking of it too.

besides, only pretty people get trafficked. you think fugly kids get molested?

I’m kind of attached to my beard.

maybe my headgame will make up for it?

sad suck for a buck.

😭