Perfectly understood the assignment, 10/10, no notes.

Ah, yes. This was in fact intended as a humorous misinterpretation, as very few people possess a selection of dicks :p

“I do not have any that short,” lightly implies possessing a plurality, as compared with, “I do not have one,” or “mine is not that short,” so the question seemed worthwhile.

Wait…

How many dicks do you have?

Also off psychedelics, thus the phenomenon of going into a room, forgetting why you are there, returning to the room you were in, and remembering what you left to get.