George

Morality is often subjective. In some places it’s immoral for women to show skin or drive a car.

Yeah, sometimes I just can’t get my brain to shut up. Might be time for a detox. Or whiskey. Or a whiskey detox.

I keep getting Tilt

I try to shut off my phone, then my brain starts worrying if some crazy shit is about to happen and I want time to run so here I am scrolling again.

A certain orange American

I know where I’d like to put that flaming sword

Or IT. PCMCIA

ROFLOL

Wow, blast from the past. I used to have Prodigy back in the day.

You now have the world’s first single use helicopter

You should never change Dicks halfway through

The parasite class calls us the parasite class. We lowly peasants were called the parasite class by the biggest parasite on the planet: Elon Musk

I sure hope so

I feel like Trump could go on national TV and admit to raping kids and nothing would happen.

I like a professional serial killer that keeps up with the current market trends