It irks me when people order delivery when the roads are unsafe - no one should have to put their life on the line like that. I know some people rely on it, though. The snow has been terrible here for days and Meals on Wheels has been canceled so I cooked a big pot roast today to share with elderly neighbors. We’ve all gotta look out for eachother.

I wouldn’t even know where to begin. I’m terrified of crowds and enclosed spaces, so a plane is out. I’ve been spending a lot of time outdoors, though, and that has been nice.

Same thing happened to me. Except now I’m old and have had no fun experiences in life because all I do is work and shitpost on Lemmy. Never been on a plane or gone on a vacation. Foreveralone single while my bank account keeps growing larger. Hell my will has my estate being donated to my local library because I don’t even have friends anymore to leave it to.

Ma’am this is a shitposting community. It’s supposed to be a horrible take, and that’s the joke.