What if it was a horror movie’s porn parody? 🤔

Would you be scared stiff? 😏

“This paper brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS…”

Jerry Seinfeld literally was that guy. All those “what’s the deal with…” jokes are specifically making fun of Seinfeld. It’s not calling out all hacks; just the one specific hack.

None that I know of, anyway.

Mayve I’m not explaining myself properly…

I mean when I see a G rated movie and a PG rated movie, I am not sure what it was that gave the PG rated movie the “higher” rating on the scale. It’s already entirely subjective, but if it’s rated PG I can’t think of any content it would have that a G rated movie would not also have.

Does that make sense?

I know what they stand for, I’m just not sure what real difference there is in the content. They generally seem to be basically the same to me.

Of course you’d be able to purchase it. It’d be your American right.

What even is the real difference between G and PG? 🤔

Now I kmow why his name sounded familiar the first time this Joker started showing up in the news! The Steve Miller Band! 🤦‍♂️

from the Arabic word meaning “to kill”

It would be nice if someone were ghoul these bastards.

When you put it like that, I wanna see more kids running amok in Walmart just fucking the place all up.

Don’t believe his lies. This man is a shallotan!

No, I’m pretty sure burning down homes is also helpful to the forest. Trees don’t live in houses.

Kind of a shit analogy, since forest fires actually help forests 🤷‍♂️

If you curl up in the back of their car, they’ll transport you back to the Undead Asylum.

What is the other leche added? 🤨

My bestie’s name is Caleb and, at least before he was married, he did pull a lotta tail.

You sound like the kinda user that comments “And everybody clapped.” To a 100% plausible, believable, and totally common story while also totally believing a story about the Mothman.

You mean, like this?

I already rip plenty of socks having callouses on my feet. I don’t need knives on my toes cutting them more.