Laid off… no money… no means… what the fuck do they expect? Going to Disneyland?

Commander President Bone Spurs is happy to announce the draft is once again on.

Aunties have the powers of life and death. This is true.

YEAH !!! … wait…?

that usually costs money. and is probably illegal in a dozen or so states. but yeah.

Step it up ladies. You’re slacking.

Ah! The vegetarian plate!