I would totally fuck some mac n cheese

Jississippi is an interesting name for someone

Is that not Martha Stewart?

Is this really how I find out? Anyways that fuckin weirdo can eat shit

I did a business!

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

PWA

Imagine if the countries didn’t fit together like there were vast stretches of land that no one controlled or areas with multiple countries because they were forced together like the wrong puzzle piece

I believe the gau-8 muzzle velocity is around 1000 meters per second

Woke up a solid 2, but after seeing the news I’m a 9

Cartridges of nitrous oxide. Commonly referred to as ‘whippets’

Can you add a NSFW tag? I almost had to start masturbating at work

Is there really no other community to post this?

gooby pls

Work would be so much more fun if I talked like Jar Jar Binks

I think the humor is lost on many of us as trying to read that comment was causing me actual pain