He’ll just jump on me

I start and end my day shitposting in group chats. I have a quota to meet

My neighbors like to set of fire works AND shoot guns in “holidays”.

He gets so scared that I can’t make plans to go out on those days because his panic attacks are so bad. He whines and cries for hours because my neighbors don’t know when to quit

Samesies

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It’s been corn for a while lol

I didn’t even do this myself. I found it online lmao