Yeah I’ve had a prominent widows peak since my hair grew in. Lot of comments about how I looked like Dracula or Eddie Munster. Got bad enough I tried shaving it in highschool, which honestly looked way way worse.

Morale of the story, men can have different hairlines that are not straight across. Just own it.

I got yah, just send me $1,000 in bitcoin if it was worth the fap.

Trying to focus on my second screen with mature gay porn playing on it instead.

Gimli: Never thought I’d get violated sitting side-by-side with an Elf.

Legolas: How about getting violated with a friend?

Gimli: Aye. I could do that.

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Pokemon Go up my butt.