I didn’t know who this person was until I saw this post. I wish I still didn’t.

I thought they called it Soylent as kind of a joke. I’m sure they’re already fully aware of what Soylent Green is lol

Anon’s “flip phone”

I’m pretty sure you’d die if you drank 15 liters of water a day for 3 years

The article said the subscription was for “software updates” which really seems like something they should provide for free anyway so you’re really just paying for the privilege to use their precious machine that you already paid for lol

I just read an article the other day that said LG is about to start charging subscription fees for washing machines 🙄

I will go old school and start washing my clothes against a rock in the river before I’ll pay a fucking subscription to use my own washing machine

If you guys really wanted to let Spez know how mad you are you would STOP GOING TO REDDIT… Every time “fuck spez” shows up on this page it just means a bunch of people got on Reddit and boosted their numbers which makes them look more valuable to investors for the IPO.

Do I really need to remind you that Spez or anyone else who works for Reddit COULD TAKE THIS DOWN AT LITERALLY ANYTIME THEY FEEL LIKE IT?

Every time you go there and write “fuck spez” I’m sure he goes to sleep crying into the giant pile of money he sleeps on

I’ll say it once more, if you want Spez to pay DO NOT GO ON REDDIT EVEN TO TELL HIM WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE HE IS, THAT IS LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO DO