God damn, it’s 5:50 AM. My brain just cannot handle this post right now. I’m uncontrollably chuckling even though I’m not convinced that I understand this post, as previously mentioned.

Maybe this is a good time to visit the hundreds of never-installed games we have in our steam libraries.

Scenic route

A part of my salary is determined by the number of hours i bill my customer, so a sick day could easily mean that I lose somewhere in the range of $100 - $200. And I don’t even live in the USA.

It was all over Norwegian media that Trump said it was the worst half time show ever.

Therefore I unironically fully assume that it must have been the best fucking halftime show of all time, full stop.

Thia one goes deep, though. She’s broken because she believed [that no one would put roofies in her drink]. He’s okay because he [used his hand as a] lid.

My wild guess is that the next step will be the coating of ceramics. Basically every plate that you have eaten of transfers microscopic amounts of some substance which has previously gone undiscovered but has terrible consequences for the human body.

Wild guess, no knowledge to back up anything.

In a slightly distorted norwegian/danish “hvad? Alena?” translates to “what? Alone?”