This generally goes against man code. Section 6, Subsection 5, Paragraph 6 states:

Pb&j uses one knife that is to be left on the edge of the sink, in case oneself should decide that another sandwich is desired. The “time of leaving” for the knife is at least one hour, but has no defined upper bound, unless acted upon by another section of this code.

What if the uranium (depleted)is traveling over 1000fps from a GAU88? Checkmate atheist!

Sounds like you want to plan yours out then. If you do so at your own home, we’ve solved most of your hurdles here!

Also, try Conditioner, not shampoo to get “proteins” out of hair.