Cheers! As long as you know what you’re in for, you’re gonna love it.

Here’s a fun way to learn about an American you just met. Take em to Waffle House!

If they’re a judgmental asshole, never speak to them again, trust me. Let them get back to their $23 hamburger spot that charges for subpar ketchup they call “gourmet”.

No one worth a moment of my time shits on Waffle House or feels uncomfortable there. Not one person.

Whoops, forgot to say the other ways it’s fun to get to know someone. If they’ve never been, it’s a great neutral litmus test to see what they’re like.

If they’ve been, they might have fun stories 😅 All my best friends have fun Waffle House stories.

Pure poetry. There aren’t many things to celebrate in the US anymore, but they’ll never take Waffle House from us. A true national treasure.

The fuck? Waffle House is a goddamn delight. Things occasionally go off the rails 2-3 AM or whatever thanks to rambunctious drunks. By and large it’s efficient, cheap, consistently delicious “greasy spoon” diner food. Made by competent folks who don’t take shit.

Anthony Bourdain loved it, I mean really what more do ya need to know.

Lemme guess, that mod’s username starts with j and ends with d? Cuz that sure sounds familiar.