I don’t really wanna be the Skin Destoryer

Is this a…

Post-shit-shitpost?

Don’t touch-y my moustache

Okay my Japanese is not good enough to get the joke. Please explain?

So from the wiki

The monophyly of Xenacoelomorpha soon became established, but its position as either a basal bilaterian clade or a deuterostome remained unresolved until 2016, when two new studies, with increased gene and taxon sampling, again placed Xenoturbella as the sister group of Acoelomorpha within Xenacoelomorpha, and placed Xenacoelomorpha as sister to Nephrozoa (Protostomia plus Deuterostomia), and therefore the basalmost bilaterian phylum<

Seems like “where on the tree of life” is “the first bilaterals” which makes sense. They seem very worm-like in bodyplan. Shit from the Pre-Cambrian can look pretty alien and have shaky relationships to more derived species.

They absolutely require licensing. It’s by state.

What makes you say AI? I’ve seen 2 of these before and I don’t see anything indicating AI on the one I haven’t.

I remember seeing this guy somewhere, I wanna say strongman competition? Care to give me a name? Iirc he seemed pretty chill

Vegans getting offended at a shitpost? Color me surprised, that doesn’t happen on every single post like this.

Guess I don’t need to check if they sky is still blue.

Seriously, just cuz y’all are doing more of the right thing doesn’t mean a joke isn’t funny. Learn to take a metaphorical punch and clap back rather than immediately going towards crying about shitposts.

Were they? They seemed to attract them more than repel them. Quickest way to turn 1 religious zealot into 20 was add one obnoxious internet atheist.

Look at their username. Being obtuse to obvious shit like that is a common right-wing play.

I see, understandable. This was also a Baldur’s Gate 3 joke because a character named Auntie Ethel makes multiple threats, including sucking the marrow from your bones and pulling your spine out your arsehole.

Will you also be pulling out their spine through their arsehole?