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6 hours agoSo disrespectful, some people. Right?
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate into the void. She’ll chase after it.
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1·6 hours agoCopypasted from another commentThere is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔
There is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔
Damn, I need to start going to my library more often
Also, clever reference there. Take my updoot 👍
Whoops! My bad!
My fiery dragon breath might help with that. Hold still! 🔥🐲
Hell yeah, my trans queen!
Human poetry is…confusing 🤔❔🐲
Dragon taking notes on her observations of the comment section 📜✍️🐲 “This explains nothing but screw context!”
Heat is a good sanitiser. My fire is probably hot enough to get rid of any infections that kid has. Might burn up the kid too though, but antivaxxers are always willing to try anything that both isn’t actual medicine and is bad for their kid.
So here, kid. Let doctor dragon heal ya. 👦🔥🐲
I was playing along. I can edit my other comment to add the /s to prevent any further confusion if you’d like