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Your mamma’s so fat Ben Kenobi said: “That’s no moon… that’s yo mamma!”.

Sure, but I was talking about general complaints. Things like, “the drivers here are so bad”, “the winters are too cold and the summers are too hot”, “the government sure is poorly run”, “the yellow sports car parked out in front of the fast food place I work looks so stupid”, “I hate my boss and his stupid name, like seriously, who is named Methuselah Honeysuckle”, and “If they don’t give me a raise this time, I’m going to start a union, I’m serious, working a Chipotle sucks”.

You know, the kind of stuff that could never be traced back to me.

Well, guess it’s nice to know I’m not giving away my location when I complain.

it’s immigrants who brought their culture and then adapted it

Yep, those are American’s.

Seems like you just did

My mom would always say “being able to take good advice is like learning to ride a bike… you can’t help but do it on your own time, when you’re ready, not a moment sooner.”