It’s 4chan. It’s definitely made up.

Don’t like your protein shakes? You’ll love the taste of this one, guaranteed.

Let’s all block each other.

I mean…

Definitely not why anon was written up.

My pixels too are insufficiently numerous.

And that’s before he soaks it in the blood of innocents.

Weirdcore: World is broken so I’ve been slamming Monster energy drinks for 48 hours straight and now I’m delirious and hallucinating the nineties.

“How do I build a better guillotine that starts with B?”

(There’s a guy named “Magnus Carlsen” who is arguably the best chess player of all time.)

Imagine a poster of Tom Holland, white powder all over his nose, with the slogan “Snort Milk?” in bold across the top.