Oh good it’s not just me right? Right?…

Jevada?

Gotta up your game boy.

Retire? Fucking hilarious!

Born to late to sail the high seas, born to soon to explore the stars, born just in time to be shot in the face by an ice nazi.

The first rule of the pirate code is don’t talk about the pirate code. Yo ho ho! 🏴‍☠️

Doesn’t believe in god, wile masterbating keeps saying “oh my god!” Checkmated myself…

Merry Cornmas 🌽

Did it feel good bubba? Did I do a good job bubba?