This is absolutely true!

I had a detached cornearetina (had my cousin proofread) that I had to get lasered back together, which is a “fun” story in and of itself. But after I had this really bad “curtain” is the best I can describe it. Had it for years. Got on a pineapple kick for a little while and it disappeared!

I honestly can’t tell you how long it took. I’m actually only just now noticing that I haven’t had it in months!

Thank you!

There’s actually a very cool philosophical argument that we are actually creating new fundamental rules of the universe by studying them. Simulation theory maybe? Dunno how much stock I put into it, but it’s kinda cool to think about.

I dunno where I heard this but

“Any phenomenon that you cannot comprehend, is indistinguishable from magic.”

Imagine trying to explain electricity to a society that has both copper and magnets. You would be a legit wizard if you could make a spark.

Cologne/perfume should be discovered, not announced.

Jose-jeinstein jondensate

How those ugly ass Richard Mille watches got popular is so beyond me.

I got the fading widow’s peak in my early twenties. And it hasn’t progressed at all in like twenty years!

Holy shit! I always thought of these -"jak"s as caricatures. This seems to be a photorealistic interpretation!

These people would try and polish a cast iron pan.

Cough syrup for hallucinations‽ Only thing dxm did was make me feel high/drunk. Seriously not worth the tax on your body.

I didn’t even notice it had a pour spout until seeing this conversation!

I was thinking the same, except it should be cut up the place in-between the individual pancakes.

I worked at a popular bar and arcade chain. The women’s restroom needed to be closed down 5 times as often as the dude’s for emergency cleaning.

I BLAME EAGLETON FOR LIL SEBASTIAN!!!

And I’m not twerking for anyone but myself! You can look, but don’t touch the goods without permission.

Fuck you for reminding me how fragile our state really is.

Not absolute, state charges are not subject to federal pardons.

Sorry for coming back a week later. I just want to apologize.

I am very sorry.

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My shadow run decker is in pieces!