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“I took a mad shit today, it smelt acidic bro, even after I flushed, it stuck to the side of the bowel. I used my kegel muscles to piss at Mach 10 speed, but all it really did it spray a bit of piss on the toilet seat. So anyway how you doing, are you free to catch up for a coffee?”
21·3 days agoNow i feel gaslit :3
Now i kinda want a third person shooter (not sim) where you have to manually manage ammo in real time, in environments where you can be flanked.
I could see the following scenario playing out:
> you’ve got an AR of some kind, low on ammo, no backup gun, no backup mag
> in the middle of a firefight
> see an ammo crate
> waste your last few bullets blind firing while running to ammo
> pull out a box of bullets and sit down next to the crate
> bullets whizz past and you only manage to load one bullet into your mag before:
> “he’s reloading!”
> one guy sprinting at you from around the corner
> double tap the reload button to feed a single bullet into the chamber, and cycle.
> tap cancel button to quit reloading and stand up
> tap cancel again to enter “oh shit oh fuckin sh-” mode
> character drops the mag, grabs a handful of bullets from the box and shoves them into their pocket
> fire > miss
> reload while running back to cover
> you trip on a rock
> you drop your gun and all the bullets spill out onto the floor
> the enemies surround you
> they start pointing at you and laughing
> “what a loser, get a load of this enemy combatant”
> they capture you
> you spend the next three days as a prisoner manually reloading the magazines which will be used to kill your comrades
> if you’re too slow they’ll slap you and call you mean names in a foreign language
Holy fucking outrage machine.
Are you guys seriously pissed off that an LLM said “I’m not a doctor, I will not suggest dosage amounts of a potentially deadly drug. However, if you want me, I can give you the link for the DDWIWDD music video”
Unironically.
Kids have a simpler way of interpreting the world, which is usually what couples need (many failed marriages are the result of explicit social loops or implicit mental loops which aren’t broken).
Adults usually infer and attach bias based on their own experiences.
Buldak
siblings smell gross and feel gross to have sex with
Agreed.
Am I doing it right?
I’m somewhat disturbed by the fact he doesn’t pick and rip the nails off.
You mean me, and those ten sexy mole rats?
Do you think if I sucked on one it would look like I’m making out with a naked mole rat?
My brother got sassy with me once, he said “you think you’re so much smarter than me, huh?”
“No, I don’t think I’m smarter than you.”
I think they meant disability.
given that it’s not real money
No money is “real”
Video game currencies technically hold just as much value as fiat currencies in theory.
Correct.
In fact, I could teach you how to run specific mental programs to identify patterns - at its core it is nothing more than information about how the puzzles are constructed, and would add an extra 10 IQ points to whatever your score is (assuming <120)